Friday, February 27, 2009

Adverse Happenings Often Occurring Suddenly and Unexpectedly

mmmm i love the taste of chocolate dream protein smoothie! at work my dad always has protein drinks or some kind of yummy protein bars. <>
im so gassy today.. BURPS not the gross stuff! i think ive recycled the flavor of everything ive had to eat today :) speaking of gas, guess what happened last night in the hot tub? we had girls night, typical cigarettes and cocktails with an endless flow of conversation. i was sitting on the edge of the tub with my pruney feet relaxing in the water and right in the middle of a detailed conversation about a boy im sure, i tooted. it wasn't a fart it was a toot. everyone heard it and kaitlin called me out on it by saying, "what was that?" i knew there was nothing i could do about because it was obviously very noticeable. i didn't even get flushed with embarrassment, i just said, "wow that has never happened to me before, im glad it happened in front of you guys!" then molly said, "that was a social disaster!"

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